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Greek or Turkish? Depends Who You Ask

Greek or Turkish? Depends Who You Ask

How to Start a Fight in Greece (Just Say “Turkish Coffee”) If you ever want to start a fight in Greece, forget politics or soccer or who took whose parking spot. Just…
Aug 26, 2025 · 3 min read
Welcome to Vrioniville

Welcome to Vrioniville

“Vrionis, Vrionis Everywhere” In Greece, it is customary to name your children after the grandfather or grandmother. So my grandfather was Nikolaos Alexandrou (his father) Athanassiadis, and I am Nikolaos Alexandrou (my…
Aug 25, 2025 · 4 min read
“WHERE DO YOU LIVE?”

“WHERE DO YOU LIVE?”

I’m asked that often. Well… after nearly 30 years in the U. S. of A., my New Yorker wife and I decided to move to Greece—my homeland. Armed with a few suitcases…
Aug 24, 2025 · 8 min read
MAYDAY, MAYDAY

MAYDAY, MAYDAY

MAYDAY, MAYDAY My father was a shipowner of commercial vessels. One of them, NikosNasos II—named after a mix of my brother’s and my first names—was loaded with palletized cement bags in Turkey…
Aug 23, 2025 · 6 min read
America, Please Update Your Operating System

America, Please Update Your Operating System

When we moved to Greece, our biggest concern was healthcare. Turns out, the bigger surprise was technology. We expected a certain amount of disorganization here. Greece, after all, is famous for its…
Jul 24, 2025 · 9 min read