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Stories, observations, and absurdities from Greece and beyond.

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The Eternal Greek Plastic Bag

The Eternal Greek Plastic Bag

If you open a Greek kitchen cabinet, you won’t just find plates and glasses. Somewhere, usually stuffed between the baking trays and the mop, you’ll discover the national treasure: the plastic bags…
Nov 14, 2025 · 4 min read
The Greek Toilet Paper Rule

The Greek Toilet Paper Rule

In Greece, even toilet paper has a story. Step into almost any bathroom and you’ll be greeted by a sign that seems both polite and threatening at the same time: “Μην ρίχνετε…
Nov 12, 2025 · 3 min read
Greek Expressions – Part 3

Greek Expressions – Part 3

By now you know the drill: the Greek language hides a comedy show in plain sight. Translate literally, and instead of words you get little theater sketches. Here’s the next round: “Μου…
Nov 7, 2025 · 4 min read
Συναλλαγματική & Γραμμάτιο: A Greek Tragicomedy

Συναλλαγματική & Γραμμάτιο: A Greek Tragicomedy

Before Greece had credit cards, plastic money, and “άτοκες δόσεις” (interest free installments) screamed on TV commercials, it had something far more old-school, far more theatrical: the sinalagmatiki (συναλλαγματική) and grammatio (γραμματιο).…
Nov 5, 2025 · 6 min read
The Road to Sparta: Pork, Pits, and Peril

The Road to Sparta: Pork, Pits, and Peril

Forget highways. If you’re going from Kalamata to Sparta, the only real option is the old road. Why? Because you’re not in a hurry, and because the new road feels like cheating.…
Nov 3, 2025 · 3 min read